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Humorous stories & anecdotes

D. Bruce Barnes

Humorous stories & anecdotes

an indexed collection of humor

by D. Bruce Barnes

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  • 22 Currently reading

Published by Center Cross Pub. in Wendell, N.C .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Includes index.

    Other titlesHumorous stories and anecdotes
    StatementD. Bruce Barnes.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6162 .B293 1999
    The Physical Object
    Paginationviii, 168 p. ;
    Number of Pages168
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL3542983M
    LC Control Number2001524381

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